trying out that thing where u pretend to be in love w yrself and eventually you just realize just how flawless u really are and its working so far 100% recommend
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
wait my friend literally is in a dubstep acapella group
When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was straight, because I live in a society where heterosexuality is assumed, outward characteristics are used as orientation indicators, and being queer is seen as a negative thing.
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime