giraffesarestripey:

nikioftime:

Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary

If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”

giraffesarestripey:

nikioftime:

Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary

If I could just add my favourite:

"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"

"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.

”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”

notasupersaiyan-yet:

Just imagine a world where everyone puts the weights back where they belong

There are very, very few African-American astrophysics PhDs. That’s for a reason. I was doing something people of my skin color were not supposed to do.

I was stopped and questioned seven times by University police on my way into the physics building,” he explained. “Seven times. Zero times was I stopped going into the gym — and I went to the gym a lot. That says all you need to know about how welcome I felt at Texas.

muffinsplanned:

misandry-mermaid:

katieeperth:

coelasquid:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

I wonder how many people actually bothered watching the ad

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Eat snickers, prevent yourself from unwittingly respecting women.

i saved the post to watch later because i totally didnt trust it and jfc its so damn horrible. at the end they are basically saying you have to be a misogynist to be a real man 

Fuck you Snickers. 

*five minute long sigh*

ah, I didn’t see the beginning before. jeez. fuck snickers

effington:

werewolfmonarch:

remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

this is so goddamn funny

(Source: kidouyuuto)

http://caterinasforzas.tumblr.com/post/80687703767

the-heart-of-my-mystery:

vega-ofthe-lyre:

that thorn dress is really cool-looking in detail and everything [god knows how it will read on screen, given their track record] but it really reinforces to me how much of a different narrative the show is telling and what the nature of that…

(Source: eros-turannos)

Maybe I can help you not be so sad.

(Source: popeandballard)

freakypup:

love poem for myself / collection of things i’m working towards believing, part 1. i made this for my comics project! sorry the scan quality isn’t so great.

projectunbreakable:

seven photographs depicting corrective rape: the occurrence of sexual assault because of or as a way of fixing a person’s sexual identity

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

larstheyeti:

it’s spring now
(have you checked out my kickstarter?)

FUCK THE WEATHER. LET ME PLAY RUGBY.
(pretty please I need to hit people)
(begging the weather gods via tumblr sounds just as effective as begging club sports via email)

larstheyeti:

it’s spring now

(have you checked out my kickstarter?)

FUCK THE WEATHER. LET ME PLAY RUGBY.

(pretty please I need to hit people)

(begging the weather gods via tumblr sounds just as effective as begging club sports via email)