Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”
Just imagine a world where everyone puts the weights back where they belong
There are very, very few African-American astrophysics PhDs. That’s for a reason. I was doing something people of my skin color were not supposed to do.
I was stopped and questioned seven times by University police on my way into the physics building,” he explained. “Seven times. Zero times was I stopped going into the gym — and I went to the gym a lot. That says all you need to know about how welcome I felt at Texas.
I wonder how many people actually bothered watching the ad
Eat snickers, prevent yourself from unwittingly respecting women.
i saved the post to watch later because i totally didnt trust it and jfc its so damn horrible. at the end they are basically saying you have to be a misogynist to be a real man
Fuck you Snickers.
*five minute long sigh*
ah, I didn’t see the beginning before. jeez. fuck snickers
remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger
this is so goddamn funny
that thorn dress is really cool-looking in detail and everything [god knows how it will read on screen, given their track record] but it really reinforces to me how much of a different narrative the show is telling and what the nature of that…
Maybe I can help you not be so sad.
love poem for myself / collection of things i’m working towards believing, part 1. i made this for my comics project! sorry the scan quality isn’t so great.