THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY IN MANY WAYS
my dog acts the same way after he gets a bath. what if he thinks i’m saving him
shoutout to all the queer kids with whom i have stood in the corner at college parties, silently communicating “can you believe this heterosexual bullshit” with our eyebrows while taking sips of our extremely strong drinks
SEE WHAT THEY DO TO YOU? ALWAYS MAKE YOU FEEL ONE STEP BEHIND. ALWAYS STRIVING FOR SOME FABRICATED IDEA OF PERFECTION CONCOCTED BY THOSE WHO DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR INHERENT WORTH.
DON’T. BELIEVE. THEIR. BULLSHIT.
YOUR SELF-LOATHING IS THEIR PAYCHECK.
YOUR SELF-HATRED IS THEIR CHRISTMAS BONUS.
YOUR FEAR IS THEIR SUMMER HOUSE IN THE HAMPTONS.
YOU’RE WORTH SO SO SO MUCH INFINITELY MORE THAN THIS JUNK.
Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”
Just imagine a world where everyone puts the weights back where they belong
There are very, very few African-American astrophysics PhDs. That’s for a reason. I was doing something people of my skin color were not supposed to do.
I was stopped and questioned seven times by University police on my way into the physics building,” he explained. “Seven times. Zero times was I stopped going into the gym — and I went to the gym a lot. That says all you need to know about how welcome I felt at Texas.
I wonder how many people actually bothered watching the ad
Eat snickers, prevent yourself from unwittingly respecting women.
i saved the post to watch later because i totally didnt trust it and jfc its so damn horrible. at the end they are basically saying you have to be a misogynist to be a real man
Fuck you Snickers.
*five minute long sigh*
ah, I didn’t see the beginning before. jeez. fuck snickers