Day Forty Five of Fifty Days of Dapper: Cycle Three
Shirt: Express 1MX (Via Plato’s Closet)
Tie: No label (Via Goodwill)
Jacket: Pendleton Virgin Wool (Via Goodwill)
Rejoice! Autostraddle’s blanket Motrin sponsorship deal appears to be over!
While the community-minded part of me is concerned that their potentially lucrative ad deal has run its course, the greater, overwhelmingly selfish part of me is ecstatic that we may once again be treated to a bevy of bizarre, bargain-basement banners.
Adsense has clearly spent the past couple of months sitting in a dark room thinking about what it’s doing with its life, because this first ad that I saw was perhaps the best-targetted I’ve ever seen on the site:
Extremely Ugly Lesbian Sandals*.
These things look like some kind of sports Birkenstocks, released in a limited edition shade of sex-toy-purple, specifically to appeal to the modern homoromantic lady.
*Equality disclaimer: sandals can also be worn by bisexuals, pansexuals and very sneaky straight girls that utilise their lesbionic vibes to reel in unsuspecting babydykes, rip their still-beating hearts from their chests, and devour them whole.
Fat girls do it well.
(my new tattoo, obv)
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